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Monday, January 27, 2014

The Real Miss Tarzan of the Apes

There was a Tarzan named Richard Lynn Carpenter.  His wife Jane's name was Karen Anne Carpenter.  They had a baby boy together and lived peacefully in the jungle.  They had a 2nd boy.

1 day 1 boy went off and got eaten by a snake, swallowed whole, suffucated to death.  Jane said, "Tarzan, we must leave now."

There was a bearer of news named Christina Reading Chang.  She gave a testimony like a witch in a transe of what was to come.  They met a nice little girl named Chloe Moretz who said, "Whoops," looked, "I gotta go.."  And then she made the Tarzan call, "AA AAA AAA!"  A lovely lily lady with a pot of water said, "Hi, I'm Jackie Evancho, may you be blessed by many spirits," and she evaporated up into nothing.

Jane ran home with the other boy, while Richard stayed, confused.  Jane was the most beautiful lady, long and slender but not strong.

A fully loaded girl climbed outta the water and said "Me wan' me wan'.."  The zombie came toward him and a smile broke out- "Ah," said he.  He ran away and up a tree.

Finally, this Tarzan found a place where swam black people and then descended some white people who he found lived in a noble town, but they had to fend for themselves to live.  1 was awesome mostly in white with a hat bonnet with yellow flowers on it.  He was hypnotized and fell inlove with the young widow.